I Bought Man Shoes

I needed some comfy summer walking around shoes, which sounds kinda stupid now that I think about it. Walking around shoes? What else are you going to do with shoes? Anyway, I have these really dorky looking Fred Flintstone feet and after trying on lots of cute girly sandals, I was getting kinda depressed. As I was standing there getting kinda depressed, I glanced to my left and saw some black slip on shoes that looked really cozy and then realized I was looking at the men's shoes. I thought, "Why do the men get such comfy shoes and we don't?" Then I decided to try a small men's size on. They felt so nice, I also tried on some brown leather sandals. I loved them both. I bought Man Shoes! Both are Dr. Scholls brand. They are the most comfortable shoes ever! I guess if I never told anyone, they would never know, so don't tell anyone.

I had a great drink today. It's called a "Tropical Paradise" and it was. Isn't it pretty? I left the guy in the picture because I didn't notice him when I was taking it and it's obvious he's thinking, "Why is that strange lady taking a picture of her drink?"

How cool is this thing? It's 21" tall and is supposed to be a planter, but the actual plant hole is not really large, so I'm not going to use it for that. I just had to have it even though I have no idea where I'm going to put it. If I had crazy money to burn, I would have bought every one in the store and lined them up in my front yard. Just to be weird. I wonder if I could have it epoxied to the roof of my truck facing backwards? That would be cool. Or just freaky.

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I have a Meals on Wheels volunteer magnet on my driver's side door and today when I was walking back to my truck from my last stop, a man in the next yard said, "Well good for you!" At first, I was all, "Huh?" Because I'm dim like that sometimes, then I realized he had read the thing and said, "Oh, Thanks, I'm coming up on 8 years." Then he said "Well, you must really like it." Which I thought was a little odd, but then I thought for a minute and said, "Yes, I really do." I don't know how he read the thing because it's pretty small. Here's a picture of my little red trucky:

Hmmm. I drive a truck and I bought man shoes. Now I think I should polish my nails or something. Well, I AM wearing mascara!