Thursday, February 21, 2008

Whuuuut?

I didn't know Dear Abby was Italian. I always thought she was Jewish:





Okay, it's been a week and a half since my bad haircut. I think it's starting to look normal again. Maybe I just hate the fact that my face keeps getting inexplicably wider. I really need to get on the treadmill. This is a totally undoctored photo that was taken today. And by saying that, I will admit that I am a Photoshop expert (those are Art Squad's words, not mine), and I have touched up some of my pictures. But this is me today (Wednesday) and boy I wish I had done some stuff to that picture.

23 comments:

Suzanne said...

How'd I find you? I don't know. I can't remember. We have someone in common however. It's late, I'm tired and I've been ill, so I'm not too clear on a lot of stuff. I'm just wandering around in a fog.

Being here is a hoot. I've read lots and lots and laughed a great deal. I saw a friend here too. Glad to see friends end up in the same places! Your hair doesn't look too bad. You're a cutie. No need for a "touch up." You'll be fine. Swig down another one of those beers and you probably won't remember how awful you feel. And no, I don't encourage drinking, but in your case, it just might help.

We'll chat soon. Won't we!

XO Suzanne

Suzanne said...

Just read your bio. Catcher in the Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird. Good Lord. We're meant for one another! Of course I'm laughing.

Jazz said...

Well, having seen you in person, non photoshopped, I think you look great...

I'm sure I'm missing something though about Dear Abby being Italian. I have to be missing something.

"You make my brain hurt", she whines...

Cycling Goddess said...

No! Dear Abby Italian? it can't be... there are(were) 2 of them non? Sisters or something? and yes, Jewish too... Italian?

Lovely picture of you, love the hair, it suits you. But I know how you feel, I hate to see a pic of me *shudder*

ticknart said...

Didn't the original Dear Abby die? I guess that means this new woman is Italian while the first one was Jewish.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Nothing wrong with the picture. You look great. Also what is that amber liquid? Curious squirrels wanna know.

Tai said...

What could you POSSIBLY do with such a great picture! Look at you, you're radiant!

geewits said...

I can't believe no one got the Dear Abby joke. Read the title of her column out loud. C'mon Jazz, you can do it!

Suzanne,
~~Thanks for stopping by. I think we ran into each other before in the past. I recognized your site.

HD,
~~On the other hand I'm glad I look better in person than in pictures - I've known people who were just the opposite.

LGS,
~~That be beer!

Tai,
~~I was happy because I had already been to the grocery store. I hate going to the grocery store.

Jo said...

Geewits, what are you talking about. I think that picture is adorable! Would you rather have a long, skinny face? Never!

I don't get the Dear Abby reference.... Did I miss something?

Cycling Goddess said...

Ding ding ding... lights went up... options available, Italian... of course *slap forehead* :)

Scarlet said...

What's up with you lately? You look younger, more vibrant. Is there a bun in the oven??? (If there is, stop drinking that beer!) LOL

geewits said...

Josie,
~~Read the title out loud in a cheesy Italian accent. (The title of Abby's column.)

HD,
~~Yay! Somebody got it! My husband got it immediately when I showed him. I thought everyone would.

Scarlet,
~~Now I know why people call you guys, "Those crazy Cubans!"

Jo said...

Whaaaa??? I must be really obtuse. I don't get it... :-(

Cycling Goddess said...

It's a bit cold here for the moment so the brain doesn't kick in as fast as usual :)

geewits said...

Josie,
~~It's the "A"

In Italian accent:
"Bullied Girl Has A Several Options Available"

Is your brain ignoring the "A?"

Jocelyn said...

But, honey, you're gorgeous.

You look like a party on feet, too.

geewits said...

Jocelyn,
~~"A party on feet." My but you do have a way with words!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

I think you look GREAT! You don't need to do a thing to that picture!
Ahhhhh, if only we could see ourselves as others see us....!

Ian Lidster said...

Nice!

Jo said...

Omigosh, of COURSE! I didn't see the "A". You know, I stood in my shower at home last night, saying that line over in EVERY way possible - with an Italian accent of course - and I could not get it.

Silly me!!!!

geewits said...

Naomi,
~~I wonder then, how many views would we get?

Ian,
~~Thanks!

Josie,
~~I guess the joke was more difficult than I thought. That makes an amusing picture in my head, though!

Dave said...

Picture looks great and title was funny. Don't worry about Josie... She CANADIAN! ;-)

geewits said...

Dave,
~~Thanks! I WAS starting to worry, though.