Friday, October 24, 2008

And now the Coffee Table

I was having trouble with Photoshop on the new (Mom's old) computer, but I finally got wise and changed the RAM cache thing, so I was able to get my pics going again. And have I said how much I love those USB memory sticks? Thank you USB memory stick inventor peoples!
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I forgot to take a before before picture of the table that would become my new coffee table but I found this old picture on my blog from the estate sale pics. That's the table there below:
I found the table in the garage. It was my daughter's boyfriend's old kitchen table. A basic Ikea piece that I believe is Pine, but I am no wood identifying specialist. I told my daughter that either he could come and get it or I was going to make a coffee table from it. She said, "He'd probably take $20 for it." I said, "Yeah, that wasn't one of the options." So I ended up with it. My husband, after we brought it home, said, "What are we going to do with this?" I said, "I'm going to make it our new coffee table." He replied, "But it's too tall." Men are so funny. My friend Carole who also happens to be my two doors down neighbor, has a crafty husband (How NICE! He also COOKS!). They came by that Saturday afternoon, he unscrewed the legs, went to his cool machinery and cut them off. So here it is in my driveway before the sanding started:
The moron helpful lad at Lowe's had told me I would need a VERY fine grit sandpaper for my palm sander so I bought all this 220 and all I was doing was making fine dust. I kept trying lower and lower numbers which I fortunately already had, and finally got that bad boy sanded down to the raw wood:

Actually, that picture was taken after I had stained the legs. I did the legs first (4 coats) then the sides (4 coats) then the top (3 coats). Between every coat of every section, I had to clean my brush and stir stick and wait an hour. Why the stir stick? Because with all those coats I would have needed 11 stir sticks. I think, but I can't do math in my head. And anyway, I did not have 11 stir sticks. Or 10 or 12 even, so I kept cleaning the stir stick every time I cleaned the brush. If reading this was exhausting, then you can imagine what all that actual cleaning and waiting was like. Oh and I forgot: Before each new coat I did a fine hand sanding, so those 220's did come in handy after all.
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So here is the new coffee table which I actually keep stuff on top of, but which I removed to take this picture:
I took the old coffee table, sanded it, put a coat of primer/sealer on it and then outdoor paint that matches our wood trim and put it outside for Barney. It is now his dining table. And yes Barney lives outside now which I used to be against after I was against indoor cats, but I imagine that is all for another post. Also I just finished painting bright red eyes inside of skulls. Not real skulls, that would be gross. It's Halloween decoration stuff, which you know you will see eventually. And now I'm going to order my delicious Sea Dog Blue Paw beer from Maine. Oh and:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROLE!

11 comments:

Jazz said...

Love the table.

Oh, and I think it'd be sorta cool if it were real skulls. Well old and empty and clean real skulls at any rate.

geewits said...

Jazz,
~~I don't think I'd want to touch a real skull.

Mr. Jazz said...

Your table is breathtaking! I'd kill for a Sea Dog Blue Paw right now. I gather that you're not talking about ordering your beer online but in a bar, right?

geewits said...

Online. You can't get Blue Paw in Texas. I was having a friend send it from N.C. and stashing some in my suitcase each visit and it was a lot of trouble. I found an online place that has it finally. And thanks about the table. I'm just glad it's finished!

Scarlet said...

Fine job on the table. Wow! I'm impressed because I don't have that kind of skill and creativity when it comes to decorating.

I can't wait to see your skull. (Not YOUR skull...YOU know what I mean!!)

VioletSky said...

The table looks great. I bet it took you 10x longer to create than IKEA took to make.

Now, no watermarks - use a coaster!

Anonymous said...

You scare me with your magic table powers. Also, I too am in complete love with the inventor of memory sticks. How crazy is that, anyway? A teeny little thing that hangs off my keychain that contains all my precious stuff -- okay, it's the backup for all my precious stuff.

Carole said...

Gee, thanks for the adorable birthday present. You'll have to post a picture of it one of these days!, and thanks for the birthday blog wishes too. I had a great birthday today!

I said it when I saw it in person, and I'll say it again, you did a great job on the table and it looks beautiful!

I'm going to start telling people that my husband cut my neighbor's legs off. hahaha

Remember...if you ever get that memory stick wet by perhaps accidentally throwing it in the washer...bake in 150 degree oven until done. :)

OldLady Of The Hills said...

That table is fabulous! It really looks terrific! I hope your Husband was duly impressed...I know I am! You can do just about anything!

geewits said...

Scarlet,
~~With your skill as a fine artist, I'm sure you could do this type thing. That friend whose website I showed you some time ago does both.

Violetsky,
~~I actually keep placemats on the table because that's where we eat, but we set our drinks on our end tables.

Xup,
~~I use them to move pics from one computer to the other and it's so easy!

Carole,
~~I'm glad you had a great birthday! I still can't believe you dried out your memory stick in the oven. That's crazy.

Naomi,
~~Why thanks! My husband likes it, but he's probably just used to me doing these things and doesn't think it's a big deal. I think he's more impressed with my plumbing skills.

Cycling Goddess said...

geewits, rhat table is great! I love it :) you're welcome to come over here any time and work on some of my stuff.