Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Stupid Bathtub Tiles! And Grey Stuff!

Is there a rider on Murphy's Law that says something like "75% of the time you start a simple home project, the rest of the iceberg will pop up and bite you in the ass."?
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I try not to look at my husband's bathtub, but when I do I always shudder and clean it. Recently it had reached that point of no return where no matter how much X-14 you sprayed on that caulk between the bathtub and the tiles, there was always some grey left. I hate grey caulk spots. Yuck city. It can smell clean and you intellectually know it's clean but when you can see the grey, it just doesn't seem clean.
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My Sweetie left Monday morning to go to L.A. on business so I thought it would be a good time to strip out that gross caulk. When I was working in the front corner, two tiles were loose, so I thought I'd popped them out as it would be easier to clean them. Oh my!
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The "dry"wall behind those tiles had obviously been wetwall for quite some time. I was met with a big oddly colorful mess of mushy weird yuck falling out of the wall. After I knocked out the loose fluffy stuff, I still had this left:
I worked for some time getting that stuff out and found out there was wood back there:
That was good. I had some random pieces of drywall left over from when the plumber rerouted our hot water pipes after the big leak a year or so ago and cut some out and put those in:

And if you wondered why I used the plural just then, it's because that wood back there was two drywall thicknesses away so I had to do layers. A lot of that weird colorful moldy old wallboard goo was stuck on the back of the two tiles I pulled out so I soaked them for several hours in soapy water. The smaller tile cleaned up nicely but the larger tile had a thin layer of what seemed like cement on the back. I had extra tiles, but when I pulled out a nice brand new, non cement covered tile, I realized that the one from the wall had been cut. The new tile was too big.
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I spent several hours today with a hammer and small screwdriver. I used the screwdriver as a makeshift chisel and bit by bit, pounded that layer of cementy stuff off of the back. I realise I could have figured out a way to have a fresh tile cut to fit, but I figured out the chiseling was good honest labor. And I pretended I was an archeologist finding a rare ancient treasure. Those guys must have hand muscles that I didn't know existed, because my hands are killing me.
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After I got that stuff off, I replaced the tiles and then several hours later grouted them:
It will need some touching up and cleaning, but the grey is gone and that is good. I hate that grey stuff.

11 comments:

Jazz said...

You need to come to my house and fix stuff, you do, you do!!!

Mr. Jazz said...

I totally agree w/Jazz. And if you do, all the beer's on us.

Scarlet said...

Nice job! You need to write a handyman book for women!

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Very impressive. I am a klutz at this sort of thing.

Carole said...

Great job! You are the coolest handywoman I know. It never surprises me anymore that you can do so many fix-its around the house, but it still impresses me every time!

LL Cool Joe said...

I just popped over from Scarlet's blog, and was so impressed with your work I thought I'd leave a comment!

Looks really professional. It's so satisfying doing a job like that and I think the photos of before and after are a great idea. :)

xup said...

You are totally awesome and if I were that way inclined I would ask for your hand in holy matrimony because I have no interest in doing this sort of stuff and you completely rock it.

Jocelyn said...

I cannot even tell you how much I want you to have your own reality tv show. I would tune in every Saturday morning (even if it was on Friday nights), just to watch it.

Hey, btw, I have taken your comment about the b & w look of my blog to heart and will, at some point in the nearish future, do something about it. I might see if I can hire someone to switch it up for me, to something more original. Please keep coming and reading! I love when you visit.

geewits said...

Jazz,
~~Judging by your latest house pics, it all looks pretty well fixed to me.

Mr. Jazz,
~~See above. And really no one really gets just how much beer I drink, so you shouldn't promise that.

Scarlet,
~~You mean a handywoman book? I'm sure some exist already. Besides I make up names for my tools. I call my socket wrench "that ratchety thing" and I call "grippy pliers" just that. I can't even think of the real name for them. See? My book would be horrible.

LGS,
~~But you are a scientist. You should be a natural.

Carole,
~~Hey you're no slacker over there!

LL Cool Joe,
~~Thanks for stopping by. My longterm readers know I ALWAYS take before and after pics.

Xup,
~~I don't think we would work out. You have too many rules. You are structure and I am freestyle.

Jocelyn,
~~TV show? hee hee. After every commercial this disclaimer would come up: This show is for entertainment purposes only. Using power tools and sharp instruments is not recommended for people drinking beer. I would have a built-in sponsor, though.

And thanks for considering a change. It really does hurt my eyes.

LoLo said...

WOW!!! GREAT JOB!!!

Anonymous said...

amazing stuff thanx :)