Friday, March 26, 2010

Another Way To Kill Brain Cells

This afternoon I walked out to smoke and I was standing there enjoying my Camel Light and I thought, "Where was I? What was I just doing?" My brain felt woobly and floogly.
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Then I remembered that I had just spent 10 minutes of my life reading some entertainment website's comments on something to do with "American Idol":

And then I realized that reading those comments, which were either from brain-stunted 13 year olds or people from foreign countries who hate us and want to kill our heads, felt just like when you are partying with a friend and they talk you into taking several shots of tequila or some sort of schnapps or something and you kinda start to wake back up and think, "Why did I do that? What's wrong with me?" And you are filled with crushing remorse about all the damage you just did to your brain.

5 comments:

Jazz said...

Just keep with Survivor kiddo!!! ;-)

geewits said...

Jazz,
~~Yeah. No kidding!

XUP said...

I feel like that almost every time I turn on the TV. I sure do miss Bewitched.

mrwriteon said...

Uh-oh. I think I did the same thing to my brain by reading those comments. And who do thost trash programs cater to? Latest studies show that young people rarely even watch TV.

geewits said...

Xup,
~~You would love my Bewitched T-shirt. I should send you a picture.

Ian,
~~The internet chats are far worse than the TV shows!