Why I shouldn't be left alone

So after chatting it up with Carole until 3:00 a.m., I was going to do some little spot cleaning on the carpet with vinegar. Then I turned on the overhead light, which I never do, because it's like surgery certified lighting up there and, oh my, there were paths. Dirt paths all over the place which are not easily viewable under non-surgery certified lighting. So I pulled out the steam cleaner and an hour and a half, and four or five water refills on the steam cleaner later, my forearms are killing me and the TV is on and the remote is in the middle of the room with the wet carpet.