My Sweetie: Where are you?
My Sweetie: So you hopped a plane?
My Sweetie: Are you having fun?
Me: Yeah, except I just lost $140.
My Sweetie: But you got groceries for that.
My Sweetie: See you in a few minutes.
And just for funsies (and to possibly make you roll your eyes), I covered a cardboard box for Barney to sleep in and I really think he likes it: