I was looking at "mother of the bride" dresses on the internet and I realized that I have not worn a dress in a long time. The last time I can remember wearing a dress was August 2006 for my grandmother's funeral. I didn't even wear a dress to the funeral in January. But January in Michigan? I think people do not expect dresses for that.
I like the dress in the picture above but I really should put it in Photoshop and stretch it way out sideways to get an idea of how I would look in it.
Okay, I did that:
Yeah, the model looks way better in that dress. But I have to wear something. And it has to be a dress. Yay oh yay this will be so much fun. (cough, cough)