Sunday, January 22, 2012

10 Things I'll Never Understand

1. Why people cover themselves with tattoos
2. Why women do that 70's frosting to their hair thinking it looks more natural that way

3. Why people order spaghetti at Italian restaurants
4. Why women think Johnny Depp is attractive
5. Why poor Americans vote Republican
6. Why network TV executives are so clueless

7. Why some women dress like cheap tricks for Halloween
8. Why any man would wear a tank top
9. Why any overweight woman would wear a tank top
10. The popularity of country music

8 comments:

lgsquirrel said...

I agree with you on 9 out of ten but I happen to think Johnny Depp has a certain charm that ladies respond to.

VioletSky said...

I agree with nine out of ten, but I happen to like country music.

Gnightgirl said...

I don't think most women care about looking "natural" anymore--at least, that "only her hairdresser knows" mentality went out the window 30 years ago. And from my own viewpoint, a (frugal) boxed color gets monotone and dull after awhile.

And meee-ow on Johnny Depp; that boy just stops my heart.

I'm with you on the rest though; HIGH FIVE on the country music.

geewits said...

LGS,
~~Well no kidding! I just don't get it.

VioletSky,
~~But you seem so normal. ;0

GnightGirl,
~~Well you don't have the kind of hair I'm talking about. Your hair always looks great.
I'll never get the Depp thing. The long bangs and soul patch make my skin crawl. Not to mention the affectations of his attire. It's like he's going to a Halloween party dressed as a person from 1990.

haphazardlife said...

I agree with 9 out of your 10 too. Johnny Depp however... He doesn't really do it for me, but I can see the attraction.

hamilton said...

I'm not normal. I also like opera.

mrwriteon said...

We must be on the same wavelength because I agree with every damn one of those. Although I have been known to wear a tanktop -- but only at the beach.

geewits said...

Jazz,
~~Can you please explain it to me?

Hamilton,
~~Opera is great. Country music hurts like a baby crying on an airplane.

Ian,
~~I guess that's okay. Only on the beach.