- They are foolish to believe this bird can pull me.
- They are foolish to believe I can pull this horse.
- Look! The string hangs off the canvas!
- I was stoned when I painted this.
- Worst remake of The Defiant Ones ever.
- I do not think this will get that tooth out.
- Nothing in this picture makes sense.
What might you title this hideous painting? And if you say you actually like it, I will not believe you.