Thursday, September 08, 2011

The 5 Stages of Dishwasher Grief

1) Denial: Sure, I'll be able to fit all the dishes in there.
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2) Anger: Frikk!! There's no way I'm going to be able to fit all the dishes in there.
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3) Bargaining: Okay, maybe if I move this bowl to the bottom rack and tilt this lid that way...
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4) Depression: Oh,man.....this totally sucks. There is no physical way to fit everything in there. Now I'm going to have these leftover dishes here in the morning. Boooo.
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5) Acceptance: Oh well, okay. Looks like I'm going to have to leave this pot and these cups out tonight and just put them in tomorrow after I put away the clean dishes.

(photo by William Roesly for About.com)

6 comments:

haphazardlife said...

Or you can just hand wash the extras...

lgsquirrel said...

Haha. Life is full of drama.

Lo said...

bhaaahhhaaaaahaaa!!!!!

geewits said...

Jazz,
~~Well that's just silly.

LGS,
~~hee hee

Lo,
~~Still laughing about your dream.

VioletSky said...

no sympathy from me. you have a sink, don't you? and two hands? and a counter?

handwashing is so much faster. and the soap bubbles are fun.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

I haven't used a dishwasher in 30 years or more---I actually enjoy Hand Washing....!