You know how I mix my metaphors and expressions? Today when I stepped off the scale, I said to myself, "Man! I weigh a fortune!" I somehow confused "weighs a ton" with "costs a fortune" and then I laughed about it and thought, "I bet it would be interesting to see how much that actually cost." Since I eat two normal healthy meals a day, and don't snack, it's pretty obvious that all of my fat is beer fat, so I estimated the cost of the beer that I drink. And I came up with a price per year: $6,067. And it took ten years to get to this weight so my beer fat cost me around $60,000 (adjusting for price differences in the last ten years). So I do weigh a fortune! But I sure love my beer.