I'm not physically at the beach yet, but I may as well be because my brain has been there for months and now that the trip is just days away, I've become pretty useless. I know I need to get a bunch of stuff done before I go: vacuuming, cleaning the bathrooms and probably other things but all I can think about is the beach. Beach beach beach beach beach. That's my brain. The tiny me-child that lives in my brain keeps asking "Are we there yet?"