Thursday, February 21, 2008

Whuuuut?

I didn't know Dear Abby was Italian. I always thought she was Jewish:





Okay, it's been a week and a half since my bad haircut. I think it's starting to look normal again. Maybe I just hate the fact that my face keeps getting inexplicably wider. I really need to get on the treadmill. This is a totally undoctored photo that was taken today. And by saying that, I will admit that I am a Photoshop expert (those are Art Squad's words, not mine), and I have touched up some of my pictures. But this is me today (Wednesday) and boy I wish I had done some stuff to that picture.
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23 comments:

  1. SuzanneFebruary 21, 2008 4:38 AM

    How'd I find you? I don't know. I can't remember. We have someone in common however. It's late, I'm tired and I've been ill, so I'm not too clear on a lot of stuff. I'm just wandering around in a fog.

    Being here is a hoot. I've read lots and lots and laughed a great deal. I saw a friend here too. Glad to see friends end up in the same places! Your hair doesn't look too bad. You're a cutie. No need for a "touch up." You'll be fine. Swig down another one of those beers and you probably won't remember how awful you feel. And no, I don't encourage drinking, but in your case, it just might help.

    We'll chat soon. Won't we!

    XO Suzanne

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  2. SuzanneFebruary 21, 2008 4:46 AM

    Just read your bio. Catcher in the Rye, To Kill A Mockingbird. Good Lord. We're meant for one another! Of course I'm laughing.

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  3. JazzFebruary 21, 2008 7:36 AM

    Well, having seen you in person, non photoshopped, I think you look great...

    I'm sure I'm missing something though about Dear Abby being Italian. I have to be missing something.

    "You make my brain hurt", she whines...

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  4. Cycling GoddessFebruary 21, 2008 9:36 AM

    No! Dear Abby Italian? it can't be... there are(were) 2 of them non? Sisters or something? and yes, Jewish too... Italian?

    Lovely picture of you, love the hair, it suits you. But I know how you feel, I hate to see a pic of me *shudder*

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  5. ticknartFebruary 21, 2008 10:29 AM

    Didn't the original Dear Abby die? I guess that means this new woman is Italian while the first one was Jewish.

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  6. Lone Grey SquirrelFebruary 21, 2008 12:03 PM

    Nothing wrong with the picture. You look great. Also what is that amber liquid? Curious squirrels wanna know.

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  7. TaiFebruary 21, 2008 12:26 PM

    What could you POSSIBLY do with such a great picture! Look at you, you're radiant!

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  8. geewitsFebruary 21, 2008 1:48 PM

    I can't believe no one got the Dear Abby joke. Read the title of her column out loud. C'mon Jazz, you can do it!

    Suzanne,
    ~~Thanks for stopping by. I think we ran into each other before in the past. I recognized your site.

    HD,
    ~~On the other hand I'm glad I look better in person than in pictures - I've known people who were just the opposite.

    LGS,
    ~~That be beer!

    Tai,
    ~~I was happy because I had already been to the grocery store. I hate going to the grocery store.

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  9. JoFebruary 21, 2008 2:53 PM

    Geewits, what are you talking about. I think that picture is adorable! Would you rather have a long, skinny face? Never!

    I don't get the Dear Abby reference.... Did I miss something?

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  10. Cycling GoddessFebruary 21, 2008 3:20 PM

    Ding ding ding... lights went up... options available, Italian... of course *slap forehead* :)

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  11. ScarletFebruary 21, 2008 3:29 PM

    What's up with you lately? You look younger, more vibrant. Is there a bun in the oven??? (If there is, stop drinking that beer!) LOL

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  12. geewitsFebruary 21, 2008 4:58 PM

    Josie,
    ~~Read the title out loud in a cheesy Italian accent. (The title of Abby's column.)

    HD,
    ~~Yay! Somebody got it! My husband got it immediately when I showed him. I thought everyone would.

    Scarlet,
    ~~Now I know why people call you guys, "Those crazy Cubans!"

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  13. JoFebruary 21, 2008 5:01 PM

    Whaaaa??? I must be really obtuse. I don't get it... :-(

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  14. Cycling GoddessFebruary 21, 2008 5:39 PM

    It's a bit cold here for the moment so the brain doesn't kick in as fast as usual :)

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  15. geewitsFebruary 21, 2008 5:46 PM

    Josie,
    ~~It's the "A"

    In Italian accent:
    "Bullied Girl Has A Several Options Available"

    Is your brain ignoring the "A?"

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  16. JocelynFebruary 21, 2008 11:24 PM

    But, honey, you're gorgeous.

    You look like a party on feet, too.

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  17. geewitsFebruary 21, 2008 11:44 PM

    Jocelyn,
    ~~"A party on feet." My but you do have a way with words!

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  18. OldLady Of The HillsFebruary 22, 2008 2:15 AM

    I think you look GREAT! You don't need to do a thing to that picture!
    Ahhhhh, if only we could see ourselves as others see us....!

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  19. Ian LidsterFebruary 22, 2008 9:41 AM

    Nice!

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  20. JoFebruary 22, 2008 5:04 PM

    Omigosh, of COURSE! I didn't see the "A". You know, I stood in my shower at home last night, saying that line over in EVERY way possible - with an Italian accent of course - and I could not get it.

    Silly me!!!!

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  21. geewitsFebruary 22, 2008 5:46 PM

    Naomi,
    ~~I wonder then, how many views would we get?

    Ian,
    ~~Thanks!

    Josie,
    ~~I guess the joke was more difficult than I thought. That makes an amusing picture in my head, though!

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  22. DaveFebruary 22, 2008 8:33 PM

    Picture looks great and title was funny. Don't worry about Josie... She CANADIAN! ;-)

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  23. geewitsFebruary 23, 2008 2:27 AM

    Dave,
    ~~Thanks! I WAS starting to worry, though.

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