Okay, so maybe this could be construed as false advertising, but since I'm not selling anything, I don't think it counts. Although I do like the idea of beavers being 7 million years old, this blog is not about really old beavers, it's about me. (Ha Ha! Insert horrid dirty joke here) Wait, I did not mean to go there. Seriously I did not. This is what happens when I have too many "Out Days."
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I had FIVE out days in a row. This is very unusual for me and also very tiresome. I do not like to go out five days in a row. I understand all you normal people reading this are rolling your eyes and asking yourself, "Huh?" But I like my IN days. I like them a LOT.
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Granted, I enjoyed most of them: Rangers baseball game, horse races, my Friday Meals on Wheels day out and Sunday visit with the in-laws for my MIL's birthday were nice, but I am all done in and want to be IN. I'd ideally like to stay in for maybe 10 days, but that's not going to happen. At least all day today I will have an in day and I will relish it.
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And now because I am yawning like a mad man, I will go to sleep and dream of in days with really old beaver teeth. Really? Beavers have been around for 7 million years? I'm surprised there are still any trees.
7 million years? Huh...
ReplyDeleteWho knew.
Sounds like teeth lasted longer before there were dentists. Sleep well and come out charging for more Out days!
ReplyDeleteI am quite maturely refraining from "old beaver" jokes here--at least in this typing. I'm going wild in my head.
ReplyDeleteMay you have a passle of IN days now, for quite some time. Get restored.
Jazz,
ReplyDelete~~Imagine going back in time 7 million years expecting crazy dinosaurs and running into a beaver.
LGS,
~~Are there beaver dentists?
Jocelyn,
~~"Passle" - now there's a word you rarely run across. I love it!